Anonymous asked: your socks are so hot i want to shove them in my crotch unicorn will u do me
Answer:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
(via sweatandstamina)
Reblog if you like an actor twice your age
Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.
All of tumblr should be reblogging this.
Wait, just one?….did you mean one million?
(via twenty-lbs-by-may)
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
(via thighsandsize)
Reblog if I can anonymously leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.
If you can’t post it, I win.
If your ask is not up, or you have no anon box, you will not get a message.
(Source: t0ughtitties, via fitness-barbie)
